| <Rokkr> | humor's a good thing |
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<Rokkr> | i always said if you're an ugly guy and you want to get laid you have 2 choices..play an instrument or make women laugh |
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<tack> | or rape them |
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<Rokkr> | that's not laid tack, that's assault =p |
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<tack> | hey, you do things your way, i do things mine |
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