| <Ryz0r> | are your parents gona be at your party? |
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<z3phyr> | my mum is |
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<Ryz0r> | is she cool? |
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<z3phyr> | yeah she is she lets me pretty much do what i want when i want |
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<z3phyr> | all my mates think she is cool which is worrying |
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<Ryz0r> | you think you've got it bad |
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<Ryz0r> | all my mates want to sleep with my mum |
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<z3phyr> | well she is pretty fit |
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<Rey> | Yeah, I'd hit it. |
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<Lord_Cocktax> | me too! |
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<Ryz0r> | AAGH!! |
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