| <MurderMachine> | So did I ever tell you the story of how my parents met? |
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<DryBones> | Nope. |
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<MurderMachine> | Well, there are two versions I guess. |
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<DryBones> | How? |
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<MurderMachine> | The story my Mum tells is: A group of idiots pushed her over while ice skating and my Dad heroically went over and helped her up. |
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<MurderMachine> | The story my Dad tells is: He paid a group of idiots to go push her over so he could go heroically help her up. |
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<DryBones> | ROFL |
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<MurderMachine> | I have been paid not to tell her. |
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