| <Tizitchy> | you know what sucks |
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<Tizitchy> | I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while waiting in line |
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<Tizitchy> | she was by a trash can |
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<Tizitchy> | and this guy was behind me |
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<Tizitchy> | said "Get a good view?" |
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<Tizitchy> | i was laughing and said "yeah" |
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<Tizitchy> | he goes "That's my daughter" |
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