| <Grumbledook> | my mum told me off for saying fuck in front of her |
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<bodhi> | hmmm |
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<bodhi> | my dad bollocks me for saying piss in the house |
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<Grumbledook> | :P |
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<dave> | my mum told me off for shitting on a plate and putting it in the fridge |
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