| InaGreendase> | he got arrested... |
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InaGreendase> | for sexually harrassing himself.. |
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InaGreendase> | yes, himself. |
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InaGreendase> | he was looking in a mirror or something and saying to himself |
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InaGreendase> | "You're so sexy, you bitch...i wanna fuck you so bad...you'd look even hotter if those pants were tighter.." |
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InaGreendase> | and that dorm's RD was watching the whole time |
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