| <EdiblePig> | hey i got a story for y'all. |
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<EdiblePig> | At a forum I moderate, i'll keep it nameless to protect the stupid. |
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<EdiblePig> | this freak posts, "I think the Harry Potter chick is hot, am I sick?" and, I give this guy a chance right? Fuck me for doing so. |
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<EdiblePig> | i thought he thought she was pretty or sometjhign. |
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<EdiblePig> | everyone replies, 'you are sick' |
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<EdiblePig> | then, out of the blue, this guy says, "I want to have hot steming sex with her." I shut the fucking post down in a flash. |
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<EdiblePig> | but i went and watched the chamber of secrets today, and the harry potter chick IS prretty. |
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*EdiblePig takes a sip of bourbon |
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<EdiblePig> | fuck |
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