<Bugaboo> | So I was in the halls today, some jerk yells "I wanna fuck your dad" |
<Bugaboo> | I shout back "hes dead" |
<Bugaboo> | moment of ackward silence, as they think of what to do |
<Bugaboo> | It made up for all the grief I had at killing the old guy. |
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