| <Kermee> | SELECT * FROM {[chicks]} WHERE {[bust_size]} > 32C AND NOT {[is_fat_chick]} AND {[looks]} = Hot! AND NOT {([is_psych_student]} OR {[is_law-student]} OR {[is_commerce_student])} AND {[will_swallow]} = True AND {[has_own_cash]} :P |
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<Astatine> | oh, good one :P |
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<Astatine> | I think we've just made a SQL statement for the perfect woman :P <Kermee> now if only there where such a table.. |
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