| <CoRDWoRK> | i know everything your thinking ... you dirty bastard ;) |
|
<Tarrasque> | why else do you think the cat is sleeping on my lap? |
|
<CoRDWoRK> | to get the mouse outa ya ass? |
|
<Tarrasque> | no, because i get no other pussy this close. |
Similar:
| Chat 24519 | influxsys: yea, gf is all pissed coz i insulted some fatties today ... |
| Chat 24473 | * custardpringle was talking about how she regularly sleeps in the art building thursday nights because she works late thursdays and has art... |
| Chat 17197 | Storm: Ah shit theres a fire in the dorms ... |
| Chat 17477 | JoeSmurf: I got drunk, got into a fight, walked like 5 miles in the rain to my gf's parents house and got into bed with her mother ... |
| Chat 8767 | Nazgul: my grandma got some pictures developed, and she was showing them to me, and said that they must have accidently one of someone else&... |
| Chat 5442 | BOYD1981: you know, i hate it when a channel suddenly goes quiet after a debate ... |
| Chat 10275 | Immortal: A friend of mine works as a janitor at a high school ... |
| Chat 24404 | Uuxaul: So I was on this "free resume" builder website last night. So I'm going through building my resume. Get to the end th... |
| Chat 2033 | dil-hole: Today I was at a restaurant and was waiting for my food. ... |