<Craclked> | So anyway my griendfriend came over last night and like i was playing CS and not paying her any attention, |
<Craclked> | so like she silently slid under my desk and undid my pants and gave me oral - |
<Craclked> | to cut a long story short after i was done, she looked up at me and said: |
<Craclked> | "You do realise i just gave you a geeks fanatasy - CS and a blow-job!" |
<RoCkYTrAiL> | lol. |
<JimmyBoy> | I don't think that's a good fantasy... |
<JiveHut> | FAG!!! |
<RoCkYTrAiL> | fag! |
<Treader> | homo |
<JimmyBoy> | :( |
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