| <BlackNovember> | Yesterday when I woke up I found my missing Borknagar CD under my pillow. |
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<WinterDemon> | Yeah, that's the "Cum residue on your hand fairy"s way of repaying you for the left over man juice on your hand after you finished beating off and passed out with your hand under the pillow. |
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<BlackNovember> | Whoa, so if i jerk off tonight and put my hand under my pillow, I'll wake up with a Rotting Christ album under it? |
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<WinterDemon> | Yes, but not the album with a bonus disc, that would be too greedy |
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