| <Margret> | Oh, Henry! Would you like your afternoon TIT? |
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<Henry> | Yes dear, please, do the BLOWJOB |
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<Margret> | One SUCK or two? |
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<Henry> | I am afraid I must watch my SEXUAL HABITS, one ASSGRIND for me please, sweety |
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<Margret> | Gladly dear, could you kindly SUCK ON MY biscotti? |
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<Henry> | where is it WHORE? |
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<Margret> | your HUMUNGOUS COCK has LEAKED SWEET MAN JUICE ON IT |
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<Henry> | Oh, thank you dear, haha! Clumsy of my not to look under your LONG ASS PUBES |
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<Margret> | *sip* |
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<Henry> | *Sip* I do declare darling, what type of CLIT is this? Its very juicy |
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<Margret> | Its essence of WET HOT PUSSY JUICE, d'you like it? |
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