| <Hxdor> | k so |
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<Hxdor> | i go and wake up and decide to wack one off.. |
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<Hxdor> | so my dad comes RUNNING INTO MY ROOM |
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<Hxdor> | "OMG SOMEONES HACKING MY EMAIL" |
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<Hxdor> | and |
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<Hxdor> | "ARE YOU DOING IT?!" |
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<Hxdor> | im like ".......oh. fuck." |
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<Hxdor> | and i said "... dad, could you please go upstairs and wait anohter 2 mins please?" |
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<Hxdor> | "are you hacking my email" |
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<Hxdor> | and finally I said |
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<Hxdor> | "dad, I'm jerking off here. how do you fucking expect me to hack your email while I watch porno and have my dick in one hand" |
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<Hxdor> | he leaves |
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