| <railor> | then there comes this really hot nurse chick and i like get an instant hard-on |
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<railor> | she asks me if i'm ok and leaves. i tell to myself "what a fine piece of ass!" so i grab my dick and start whacking off like mad |
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<HaiFlick> | so you've started jerking off to that nurse after you had been drunk like hell and woke up in the hospital? |
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<railor> | yeah, but then suddenly a woman next to me started crying really loud. i couldn't see her due to the curtain though |
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<HaiFlick> | lol |
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<railor> | turns out it was my wife |
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