| <irq> | so i was spanking-the-monkey for all it was worth and just about to cum |
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<irq> | when my dad bangs on the door |
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<irq> | i say "i'm comming" |
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<irq> | and my dad says "that wont help you open the door" |
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<irq> | now i am going to need theorpy for life! |
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