| <aidan> | i'm going to rule when i leave home |
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<wyki> | why? |
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<aidan> | i was concerned about the amount of food in the house |
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<aidan> | i now sit here with four, yes, four peanut butter and jam sandwiches and a glass of milk |
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<aidan> | i could live like this for weeks |
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<wyki> | ahh but when you are living on your own you will need to shop, and then you will be greeted with the problem that has faced many broke young men living by themselves. to buy bread and peanut butter, or to buy condoms and bear |
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<aidan> | why i would EVER buy condoms and a bear is beyond me |
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