| atria_ventric> | so my life is complete |
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Crikers042> | whys that? |
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atria_ventric> | because today |
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atria_ventric> | i heard two gay guys shopping for a vaccuum |
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atria_ventric> | 'but i bet this one sucks better' |
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atria_ventric> | 'but this one will go for longer' |
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atria_ventric> | 'go longer? what for? you get dirty you take it out you turn it on and you're done' |
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atria_ventric> | 'i mean its fun while it lasts sure but its nothing serious' |
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