| <Chronoclone> | Kathleen is on the riding mower and accidentally sucks up my sheet. |
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<Chronoclone> | My dad and I tip over the mower and rip the sheet out. |
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<Chronoclone> | While she's out chasing the dog because she said we could trust him without a leash. |
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<Chronoclone> | My dad agrees that she's crazy and shouldn't have been right there with the damn mower. |
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<Wiggles> | How is this person still alive? |
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<Aki> | The FBI is keeping her alive to harness Darwin's in-grave rotation as a power source for future generations. |
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