| <rhyno> | okay |
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<rhyno> | I must be losing my mind |
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<rhyno> | I just walked to the PJ station |
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<rhyno> | because I can't find my car keys |
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<rhyno> | and they were right fucking here an hour ago |
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<DaemonX> | pj station? |
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<rhyno> | yeah |
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<rhyno> | gas station |
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<rhyno> | but the thing was |
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<rhyno> | I was going there to get gas |
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<DaemonX> | without your car? |
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<rhyno> | and I couldn't find my keys |
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<rhyno> | so I just thought "I'll walk" |
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<rhyno> | go all the way up there.. and I'm like "wtf was I going here for.." |
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<rhyno> | "OH YEAH! DUMBASS!" |
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<rhyno> | then walked back |
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<DaemonX> | ... i can't even comment on that |
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