| lChris> | i've blown enough snot out of my nose today to make a fucking bukkake film | 
 
     
    Similar:
| Chat 24986 | lChris: i've blown enough snot out of my nose today to make a fucking bukkake film | 
| Chat 9262 | Loser: i just got an idea  .. 
Loser: i bet noone's done this before  ... | 
| Chat 13572 | DW: So, I had to get a colonoscopy today ... | 
| Chat 5306 | Afkfuckingselfinass: if i run fast enough backwards my exploding ass-flesh could act as a lubricant | 
| Chat 18547 | Phroziac: why do they make such huge suvs? ... | 
| Chat 10498 | angie: yea, finally finished moving all my stuff in today. ... | 
| Chat 4984 | [29th]ZueX: im gonna play ww2ol....lata ... | 
| Chat 18454 | third_planet: The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our par... | 
| Chat 5465 | Yonjuuni: Goddamn charity telemarketers. ... |