| <angie> | yea, finally finished moving all my stuff in today. |
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<guyen> | can't be that bad, she's pretty hot. i could tap dat azz all day |
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<guyen> | godamn i need a picture of her so i can at least jerk off to it |
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<angie> | isn't she in your class, just stare at her with your photographic memory. |
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<guyen> | believe me i do, she's got an azzzzzzz |
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<angie> | she's also right behind me. |
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<guyen> | are you serious? |
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<angie> | yea. she says you're pretty cute too. says you should have the balls to ask her out though. |
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<guyen> | um, will you go out with me? |
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<angie> | she says yes. pick her up tomm 7:30 after her evening class, she wants to see kate and leopold or whatever. |
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<guyen> | are you kidding me? holy shit! im calling your house now |
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<angie> | no i'm just fucking with you. |
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<guyen> | your're a bitch you know that |
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<angie> | i know. |
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