| <jax> | I think the thing I've been most ashamed of doing with my penis |
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<jax> | was trying to see if I could register it as a fingerprint on my laptops fingerprint scanner |
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<jax> | JUST so I could login with a penis print |
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<jax> | it didn't work :( |
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