| <enntee> | my parents told me one time we were in a fancy restaurant, i was a child, and i had gone to the bathroom to take a piss |
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<enntee> | i ran out of the bathroom screaming "i made bubbles! i made bubbles!" because i had always wanted to make bubbles in the toilet water, but never had enough pee |
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