| <Timmaw> | i remember one time when i was little i was camping with my grandma and grandpa. i go into the bathroom to brush my teeth and i put some toothpaste on my brush |
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<Timmaw> | it looks light pink but the toothpaste was cinnamon flavor so i didn't think anything of it |
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<Timmaw> | i bite down on the toothbrush so i can undo my pants and sit down on the toilet. i grip the toothbrush and it won't budge! |
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<Timmaw> | i'm freaking out because my toothbrush is fused to my teeth and my grandpa gets a flashlight and looks at it and starts cracking up |
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<Timmaw> | my grandma gets snoody because it's not a very amusing situation. my grandpa looks at both of us and says "tim you were trying to brush your teeth with polident." |
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