| <AL9000> | Hey, somebody try this, sit on your hands for a really long time until you have no feeling in them at all, then jack off, it's supposed to feel like you're getting a handjob from somebody else |
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<Tip> | I prefer sitting on my penis for like 5 minutes and then jacking off, it feels like I'm giving someone else a handjob |
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