<iln> | she was taking her pants off one time |
<iln> | and her underwear |
<iln> | and i was watching from the back |
<iln> | and i said "damn. you have a nice ass." |
<iln> | then she got on all fours and said "you wanna put it in?" |
<iln> | and thats how i stole kristin doan's anal virginity. |
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