| <etoilet> | i went into the D&D store cuz they had old capcom arcade booths for sale, and my girlfriend followed me in. All the guys were sitting at a table playing D&D, and this one long haired dude got up out of his seat, strode up to my gf, bowed and said "May I help you my lady?" |
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<crunchyfish> | I don't know, man. That's pretty smooth. What was his charisma? 17? 18? |
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