| <mMkay> | tried giving myself a tattoo once. a safety pin and an ink tube from a pen. i poked little dots of ink into my skin, one dot at a time. oh i thought it'd turn out cool |
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<mMkay> | last night my girlfriend and i were watching tv and i had my legs on her lap and she started drawing on it. "what are you doing?" i ask her |
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<mMkay> | "playing connect the dots." |
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<mMkay> | :( |
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