| <sword> | i have the perfect girlfriend |
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<jon334> | girlfriends are never perfect, m8 |
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<sword> | well last night while she was giving me a back massage she asked me whether i wanted anything to eat or a blowjob or both. i said that im a bit tired so she got me a beer from the fridge and said that i should make myself comfortable |
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<sword> | cause she still hadnt finished my home assignment for the PHP class and she wanted to check /. too |
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<jon334> | she good looking? |
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<sword> | id say so, yea |
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<jon334> | MARRY HER! NOW |
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