| <germonik> | pot is the one truth in the universe. |
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<germonik> | it will neverget pissed at you and not wanan hang out. |
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<germonik> | it never freaks out. |
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<germonik> | it never whines. |
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<germonik> | it never argues with you over stupid shit. |
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<germonik> | even if all my friends abandoned me, pot would still be there for me. |
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<germonik> | pot's a member of my family. |
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<FDR> | That's because it's dead and it lacks the ability to move. |
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