| volume_Maxed_out> | it's fun talking to "suicidal" chicks |
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volume_Maxed_out> | because they always make the silliest excuses |
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volume_Maxed_out> | for why they haven't succeeded in their attempts |
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volume_Maxed_out> | and i give them like |
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volume_Maxed_out> | every tried and true suicide method |
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volume_Maxed_out> | including really simple and painless ones |
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volume_Maxed_out> | and they make up the dumbest excuses |
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volume_Maxed_out> | like |
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volume_Maxed_out> | start a car in a garage |
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volume_Maxed_out> | and sit back |
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volume_Maxed_out> | and theyre like |
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volume_Maxed_out> | i dont have a car |
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volume_Maxed_out> | or |
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volume_Maxed_out> | my parents wont let me use their car or something |
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volume_Maxed_out> | and i'm like |
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volume_Maxed_out> | bitch your gunna die who gives a shit |
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