| <@Kamakazi> | i've seen a cat land on it's head |
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<@Kamakazi> | it was my fault |
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<@Kamakazi> | i tried to make it do 2 backflips |
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<@Kamakazi> | it was at my friends house |
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<@Kamakazi> | i wanted to see if they ALWAYS landed on their feet |
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<@Kamakazi> | so i dropped him and he did. |
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<@Kamakazi> | and i was like hmm... |
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<@Kamakazi> | i wonder how many backflips he could do then |
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