| <Crowbar> | yah, if you cut the ass while shaving, you might as well just stick your fingers in and rip it wide open. at least that way you can claim you were raped |
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<Crowbar> | oh man, i just woke up my wife from laughing |
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<Knowerl> | <wife> what's wrong honey? <crowbar> Oh, haha, just giving the guys some advice on anal tearing. <wife> oh, alright...just keep it down. <wife> wait, WHAT?!?! |
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