| <nuhduhnewbie> | socks that don't add up are obv the work of terrorists |
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<nuhduhnewbie> | omg missing socks must be turned into turbans;o |
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<PuffinFreshWog> | and bombs |
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<PuffinFreshWog> | and the left over socks are broken down and then sold to a sock making factory |
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<PuffinFreshWog> | and then all the people whos socks when missing, go and buy more |
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<PuffinFreshWog> | and then the factory makes a lot of money |
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<PuffinFreshWog> | and it gives a lot of it to the terrorists for making the socks go missingin the first place |
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<PuffinFreshWog> | and that is how they get their funding |
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<PuffinFreshWog> | its all a delicate cycle |
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