| Helrich> | so i was at the diner this morning, and i was really hungry. |
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Helrich> | i got a big plate of scrambled eggs and started eating them super fast |
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Helrich> | when i stopped to breathe, half the plate was gone and i shouted DOMINATING!!! |
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Helrich> | everyone in the diner stopped what they were doing and stared at me for along time until someone from across the room shouted HUMILIATION!!! |
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Helrich> | I gotta stop playing Quake. |
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