| <jeeves> | so we got these new sliding filing shelfs put in today |
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<jeeves> | and a bud was grabbing some files, so he hit the latch to slide the shelf over |
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<jeeves> | pushing it against some other shelfs |
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<jeeves> | so i ran and stood inbetween the closing shelfs |
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<jeeves> | and shouted "Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level!- No, all of them!" |
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<jeeves> | naturally, my bud was startled and stopped |
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<jeeves> | so I started laughing my ass off and walked out of the filing room |
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<jeeves> | nobody got the joke :( |
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<op> | dude you're a geek |
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<jeeves> | i know |
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