| <Defect> | i've sworn off dating to the point where my mother's inquiries as to whether or not i'm gay are getting frustratingly more frequent. |
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<harb> | Defect : Haha. |
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<harb> | I hate that. |
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<harb> | My mom asked me ONCE.. and I just started laughing. |
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<harb> | And then went back to my David Hasslehoff shrine. |
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<Defect> | she visited me a couple weekends ago and we went out to dinner, she had a few drinks and said "You can tell me if you're gay you know, i'm drunk now, i can take it." |
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