| <EVILteddy> | a couple of morman missionarys came to my door this morning |
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<EVILteddy> | hehehe |
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<Bakaneko-kun> | whatd you do? |
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<EVILteddy> | mum had a cows heart out for the cats dinner |
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<EVILteddy> | i took it to the door and took a huge bite of it |
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<Bakaneko-kun> | really? |
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<EVILteddy> | yep |
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<EVILteddy> | it tasted horrible |
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<EVILteddy> | it was raw and bloody |
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<EVILteddy> | they called me a heritec and ran soooo fast^_^ |
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<EVILteddy> | i was pissing my self laughing all day it was like the best thing ive ever done to a morman |
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