| Tarrock> | Did you guys hear what happened at the tickle me elmo factory?! |
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Julep_Dee> | Nope? |
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Trey_Blacktail> | blew up? |
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Trey_Blacktail> | : *hopes* |
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Tarrock> | Well.... the other day at the tickle me elmo factory a man went into the manager's office and complained about a woman outside. "She's holding up the line," he says. "I don't know what we're going to do. We'll never get this done. You have to do something!" |
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Tarrock> | So the manager gets up and walks outside where he finds the woman with red cloth and a bag of marbles. She was wrapping the marbles in the cloth and then sewing them on the tickle me elmos. The manager burst out laughing |
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Tarrock> | He says. "I'm sorry mam. I think you misunderstood my instructions... I told you to give them a couple of "test tickles" |
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