| <antimatter> | i like my penis |
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<antimatter> | it's so cute |
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<antimatter> | sometimes i put makeup on it and talk to it |
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<antimatter> | one time it talked back...scared me |
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<antimatter> | it said 'wie geht es ihnen mein freunde' |
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<antimatter> | my penis is bilingual |
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