| <WaterBomb> | Actually, I'm only 23% gay |
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<Justin8649> | So your head and penis are gay. |
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<WaterBomb> | Whoa, that means my penis is 10% of my body |
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<Justin8649> | ... |
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<WaterBomb> | Since the head makes up approximately 13% of the body's mass. |
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<WaterBomb> | so by your logic, my penis is 1.3 feet long and 6 inches in diameter |
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<WaterBomb> | if you want to figure it another way, my penis would be 4 feet long and 1 inch in diameter |
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