| <blotch> | heres a cool office trick |
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<blotch> | unscrew the speaker part of your coworkers phone and throw in a roll of quarters and seal it back up |
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<blotch> | then after about 2 months of them being used to the weight remove the coins when they're away |
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<blotch> | and watch them lift the phone the next time someone calls and bash themselves in the face |
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