| <splurge> | i wish i had amazing powers of telekinesis |
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<splurge> | i would be able to fondle boobies with my MIND! |
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<purenergy> | ya |
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<purenergy> | u can do that now |
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<purenergy> | use ur imagination |
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<splurge> | but i mean, imagine being able to stimulate a girl in a bar |
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<splurge> | just stick a finger of telekinetic force up her spatch |
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<splurge> | wiggle it around |
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<splurge> | vibrate |
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<splurge> | all sorts of crazy shit |
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<splurge> | then get a good grip and gently lead her over to a seat beside you |
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<splurge> | you'd get so much play it wouldn't even be funny |
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