| <cjj> | DUDE! remember that uber fine hunnie 5'4 110 pounds hazel eyes c cup i told you about? |
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<Bi0hazard> | the chick who got naked? |
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<cjj> | no no :)Â that is kayli! im talking about "vanessa" well she turned out to be uber nasty! 5'4 210 pounds !!! im done meeting girls off the internet! |
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<cjj> | i had to like run to the milkshake shop and lead a trail of shakes away from my house |
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<cjj> | than i made a quick gettaway in the car and left her ass like 5 miles from her home |
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<cjj> | grrr brb kayli just called :PÂ maybe i wont retire from this net pimping just yet |
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