| <j0ori> | who's a decent shell provider? |
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<Nadir> | your mother |
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<Nadir> | i "telnetted" into her "ftp" last night |
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<Nadir> | mwaha, being subtle rocks. |
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* Mode: (+b) *!*@vw4800.optusnet.com.au (By: j0ori) (Match: Nadir) |
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* You were kicked from #hackers by Dumb (Banned) |
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-> | -j0ori- mwaha. i must admit, she is fairly "lag free". good thing i was using "SSH" - you can never have too much protection from "virii" these days. |
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-> | -j0ori- and when she reached "/root"? ohhh, that explosion sent thousands of files to "/dev/null" as i proceeded to "upload" 100000000000 "1 byte files made in vi" |
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-> | -j0ori- took a fair bit of kleenex to "purge /root of the unused files" though |
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-> | -j0ori- oh, tell her that her 5 cents is on the fridge too |
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-> | -j0ori- we didnt really talk much .. she was too busy screaming |
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-> | -j0ori- allow me to impersonate |
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-> | -j0ori- <j0oris's mum> OHHHHHHHHH NADIR HARDER, OHHHHH YES, MORRRRRRREEEEEEE, AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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-> | -j0ori- *gasms* |
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-> | -j0ori- i shudder at the thought.. 'twill be nice "logging back in" under "root" tonight. |
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