| <Elfer> | OMG OMG OMG |
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<Elfer> | I just had an idea |
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<Elfer> | ok, cats land on their feet, right? |
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<Elfer> | right |
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<Elfer> | toast lands peanut butter sde down, right? |
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<Elfer> | right |
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<very_clock> | right |
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<Elfer> | now, what if I tape a piece of toast peanut butter side up to a cat's back and drop it |
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<Elfer> | ??? |
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<very_clock> | uhhhm the cat will cancel out the toast thing, cats beat toast anyday |
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<Elfer> | uhh, no |
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<very_clock> | yep |
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<Elfer> | I think I get some sort of physics defying contradiction conundrum and the cat will hover |
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<Elfer> | It's almost too simple to take over the world with this type of device... |
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