| <Koult> | Hey Lac' |
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<Lac'> | Sup dude? |
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<Koult> | You know I went to the cinema with Claire |
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<Lac'> | aye |
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<Koult> | She gave me a blowjob half way through |
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<Lac'> | really!? sweet! |
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<Koult> | No dude, not fucking sweet, |
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<Lac'> | ? |
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<Koult> | Just as I came I was looking up at the screen, |
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<Koult> | and Elijah Wood aka Frodo looked right into the camera |
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<Koult> | and now I've got his face burned into my memory, I feel I've just gotten head from a fucking Hobbit |
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<Lac'> | I'd type rofl ect but if I dont stop laughing I'll piss myself |
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