| <kingmob> | someone broke into our apartment once |
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<kingmob> | he didn't take anything |
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<kingmob> | he left a ten dollar bill |
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<Guyver3> | did he leave money? |
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<Guyver3> | hahahaha |
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<kingmob> | i am *so* not shitting |
|
<kingmob> | that ruined my whole week |
|
<kingmob> | plus, my dipshit roommate spent the ten bucks |
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