| <Gig> | Bah, drunk students setting off the firealarm to the building, silent one too, so direct to the fire station. So we had some fireman knocking on our door trying to get us out |
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<Gig> | and my flatmate who answered the door shouted out "Hey lads! look the stripper's here!" |
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<Gig> | you would be surprised how fast people got out of their rooms |
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